Comblumpkin

The Sex act of getting your cock sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.

Shit, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on AIM remember?

Ya man, what were you doing?

I was getting a Comblumpkin.

Aww yeah!!

by Krud April 29, 2008

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.

A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"

by Lucizzle December 16, 2009

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

by squidge winkle April 18, 2019

Chiblumpkin

To receive a blow job while taking a dump while eating a chipotle burrito.

Last time we were at chipotle my girl gave me the best chiblumpkin, there was sour cream all over the place!

by Chiblumpkin_Man November 24, 2009

double chiblumpkin

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.

Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!

by louiedog May 18, 2014

Cumbumpkin

When you cum in a pumpkin in the shape of a pussy

Him: I can’t wait to use my cumbumpkin
Him 2: me too bro can we share it?

by Hugeppman0999 December 10, 2021

wish.com blumpkin

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.

Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.

by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021