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Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008
Related Words

complasted 

Completely

Wasted

YAY!
"I was complasted last night... and now it hurts like hell."

complasted 

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.
*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.
complasted by Jess September 1, 2008

complasted 

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.
*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.
*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

complasted by Party house June 20, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026