complasted 

Completely

Wasted

YAY!

"I was complasted last night... and now it hurts like hell."

complasted by not an internet name October 4, 2006

complasted 

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

complasted by Jess September 1, 2008

complasted 

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.
*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

complasted by Party house June 20, 2006

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

Comcasted by SRTunak April 4, 2010

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

Comcasted by StalePhish September 18, 2005

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

Comcasted by Brisk June 8, 2004

comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.

OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!

comcasted by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008