compatibility 

the measure of alikeness between two people

Fred: name a subject at school... 3..2..1....
Britney and Clare: simultaneously biology
Fred: geez you guys are compatible to the max, you performed exceedingly well on the compatibility test

compatibility by ferniii May 3, 2017

Compatibility 

Compatibility - Noun - Something weirdos on the internet use to measure how fuckable a pokemon is.

Rule 34 enjoyer: “What would you say is the most compatible pokemon?”

Normal human: “Why am I friends with you?”

Compatibility = you’re a fucking weirdo

Compatibility by Joe Generic May 14, 2023

Known Compatibility Issues 

The message you receive any time you attempt to install hardware or software to Windows Vista. This is correctable by replacing your computer or Operating System.

"There are Known Compatibility Issues with the software. It does not work with any other hardware or software." This is the message that should appear prior to installation of Vista.

Known Compatibility Issues by Jiefu June 23, 2008

Facial Compatibility 

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.

Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

Facial Compatibility by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011

Intellectual Compatibility 

You knew I would have something to say about it right there didn't. That exact spot 😁 Now... I could make a jab and say "Well, maybe they're overestimating their intellectual capacity but I think that would be low hanging fruit. I think it's more interesting to say that the disparity is to great that I genuinely can't tell the difference between any of you.

Hym "You also have to consider (when talking about intellectual compatibility) the fact that half of the population doesn't believe in the I.Q. literature as a reliable metric for intellectual and refer to the fact that early I.Q. tests involved American history and pop-culture trivia while ingoring entirely the fact that THEY DON'T DO THAT NOW and it now consists in 3 sections (Word association, Logic, and Number sequencing). But I don't think number sequencing relates to general cognitive ability as it relates to a certain type of innate mathematical perception OR mathematical literacy (as it can be learned and once you know the equation that solves number sequence problems you can just solve the problems). Right? They're mostly proponents of multiple intelligences theory or rely on field expertise or education. But to use education as a metric for intelligence you have to presuppose that the people who have taken the course would have done better than the people who hadn't, had the latter people taken the course (Which you WOULD but only because my staggering brilliance would embarrass the professor and he would sabotage me out of spite). Expertise is meaningless if the conclusion drawn by way of your expertise is wrong. And multiple intelligences is just 'expertise' and 'education' and 'emotional intelligence (which isn't real)' and 'creativity' as, like, a plurality of ways in which a person can be considered 'intelligent.' So, there's that."

Intellectual Compatibility by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry 

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Pussy Compatibility Factor 

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

Pussy Compatibility Factor by himothy maguire July 27, 2025