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Compatibility 

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Compatibility - Noun - Something weirdos on the internet use to measure how fuckable a pokemon is.
Rule 34 enjoyer: “What would you say is the most compatible pokemon?”

Normal human: “Why am I friends with you?”

Compatibility = you’re a fucking weirdo
Compatibility by Joe Generic May 14, 2023

Known Compatibility Issues 

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The message you receive any time you attempt to install hardware or software to Windows Vista. This is correctable by replacing your computer or Operating System.
"There are Known Compatibility Issues with the software. It does not work with any other hardware or software." This is the message that should appear prior to installation of Vista.

Facial Compatibility 

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The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

Intellectual Compatibility 

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You knew I would have something to say about it right there didn't. That exact spot 😁 Now... I could make a jab and say "Well, maybe they're overestimating their intellectual capacity but I think that would be low hanging fruit. I think it's more interesting to say that the disparity is to great that I genuinely can't tell the difference between any of you.
Hym "You also have to consider (when talking about intellectual compatibility) the fact that half of the population doesn't believe in the I.Q. literature as a reliable metric for intellectual and refer to the fact that early I.Q. tests involved American history and pop-culture trivia while ingoring entirely the fact that THEY DON'T DO THAT NOW and it now consists in 3 sections (Word association, Logic, and Number sequencing). But I don't think number sequencing relates to general cognitive ability as it relates to a certain type of innate mathematical perception OR mathematical literacy (as it can be learned and once you know the equation that solves number sequence problems you can just solve the problems). Right? They're mostly proponents of multiple intelligences theory or rely on field expertise or education. But to use education as a metric for intelligence you have to presuppose that the people who have taken the course would have done better than the people who hadn't, had the latter people taken the course (Which you WOULD but only because my staggering brilliance would embarrass the professor and he would sabotage me out of spite). Expertise is meaningless if the conclusion drawn by way of your expertise is wrong. And multiple intelligences is just 'expertise' and 'education' and 'emotional intelligence (which isn't real)' and 'creativity' as, like, a plurality of ways in which a person can be considered 'intelligent.' So, there's that."

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry 

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A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

Pussy Compatibility Factor 

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The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.
Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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