combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

compatibilitize

verb. become compatible

The new kid tried to compatibilitize with the rest of the kids at the school.

by r0chul November 10, 2006

Known Compatibility Issues

The message you receive any time you attempt to install hardware or software to Windows Vista. This is correctable by replacing your computer or Operating System.

"There are Known Compatibility Issues with the software. It does not work with any other hardware or software." This is the message that should appear prior to installation of Vista.

by Jiefu June 23, 2008

Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.

Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011

Compacibility

When you lack the mental capacity and the physical ability to deal with this shit right now.

I don't have the compacibility to deal with your drama. I lack the compacibility to take on anymore responsibilities.

by Psychbreaker March 16, 2017

compatibility

the measure of alikeness between two people

Fred: name a subject at school... 3..2..1....
Britney and Clare: simultaneously biology
Fred: geez you guys are compatible to the max, you performed exceedingly well on the compatibility test

by ferniii May 3, 2017

Compatibilityphobe

Someone who dislikes compatibility.

I'm so mad at this compatibilityphobe!

by SoniEx2 April 16, 2013