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combatibility 

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
combatibility by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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compatibilitize

The new kid tried to compatibilitize with the rest of the kids at the school.
compatibilitize by r0chul November 10, 2006

Known Compatibility Issues 

The message you receive any time you attempt to install hardware or software to Windows Vista. This is correctable by replacing your computer or Operating System.
"There are Known Compatibility Issues with the software. It does not work with any other hardware or software." This is the message that should appear prior to installation of Vista.

Facial Compatibility 

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

Compacibility

When you lack the mental capacity and the physical ability to deal with this shit right now.
I don't have the compacibility to deal with your drama. I lack the compacibility to take on anymore responsibilities.
Compacibility by Psychbreaker March 16, 2017

compatibility 

the measure of alikeness between two people
Fred: name a subject at school... 3..2..1....
Britney and Clare: simultaneously biology
Fred: geez you guys are compatible to the max, you performed exceedingly well on the compatibility test
compatibility by ferniii May 3, 2017

Compatibilityphobe 

I'm so mad at this compatibilityphobe!
Compatibilityphobe by SoniEx2 April 16, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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