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Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

crartist 

A combination of the words artist and craft. The word was made up by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth in her "Art Things To Do When Bored #5" video.
Moriah: I'm a crartist. wELcome.

computist 

n: One who studies computing, from programming to multimedia and gaming.

other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.
David Harrison: "From this day forth, all you students will be known as this little word I invented, computist. Archaeologists have their words, as do many others. It's not fair that we're left out!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"
computist by StANTo April 5, 2006

comfortist 

Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)
I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
comfortist by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017
When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth
Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.
Cartist by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.
comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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