copperitis

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes

"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"

by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

copperrising

Is when a old dissused buliding is enterd at night , and striped 4 its copper pipes and wires .

copperrising is a nigth time hit and run on a old buliding 4 its non ferrous metals .

by toby4king November 20, 2013

cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

coxpertise

Coxpertise is someone who is an expert in all things that revolve around the cock and balls. Basically a lover of the cock.

Shane is a real coxpertise he's always looking at and or touching cocks.

by Shanolovetheballs February 25, 2008

Cooperitis

The act of being sexually horny in class. The name derives from the common horniness of young adults named Cooper.

Sam: I can't stop staring at her tits, bro!
Jimmy: Woah! Thats crazy! You've got crazy Cooperitis bro!

by tuffmango67blud July 11, 2025

copperising

A Greek pass time of trying to sexually arouse men with ginger hair.

Classic example of copperising is when suflaclease the third was turned down by the great ginger gladiator of tomi

by lee321 November 21, 2013

Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.

Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis

by Daderico February 7, 2021