commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

by LizaLipz February 6, 2008

Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.

Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.

by JoeKnee October 17, 2012

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

communitis

The illness that comes from being a communist

That filthy communist has communitis

by nick808 March 14, 2011

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

Commartist

People who as unfamiliar teammates in online games but are actually using a third party communication tool (Discord). They are con-artists, comm-artists.

I'm a commartist, I suck six dicks in a row.

by andmcq June 22, 2018