commatitis
There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.
commatitis by rationalrant May 18, 2014
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computitis
1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard
computitis by LizaLipz February 6, 2008
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commatitis • Cockatitis • combatilist • comFATition • Commartist • Commentitis • communitis • Comparitis • computitis • Cormacitis
Cockatitis
Cockatitis by JoeKnee October 17, 2012
comFATition
The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.
Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
comFATition by catfight12 January 11, 2009
communitis
communitis by nick808 March 14, 2011
Commentitis
The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Commentitis by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
Commartist
People who as unfamiliar teammates in online games but are actually using a third party communication tool (Discord). They are con-artists, comm-artists.
Commartist by andmcq June 22, 2018
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