chaparitis 

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

chaparitis by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003

Cacaritis 

'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.

Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.

1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca

These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.

Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA

Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.

Cacaritis by KyokosGlovez October 14, 2021

Chartritis 

A social disorder characterized by chronic flakiness. Somebody who frequently cancels plans with friends is said to have Chartritis.

I think my friend has Chartritis. She ditched me because she was on her period!

Chartritis by Chris Wang February 27, 2011

chupatitis 

Inflammation of the brain resulting to mental disorder caused by being forced to suck penis during childhood. From the Filipino root word “chupa” which means oral sex.

He is a teacher’s pet and looks gay. He probably has chupatitis. I heard that he was forced to suck his daddy’s dick when he was young.

chupatitis by guzzelle December 24, 2019

Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.

Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis

Comparitis by Daderico February 7, 2021

chairitism 

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I feel chairitism twards everyone.

chairitism by wordic February 14, 2023