Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.

Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008

counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

committing the robbery

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

fist pump jersey shore GTL

by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

Communigger

Derogatory, used to describe a communist of African descent. See nigger.

Chris Hani (Leader of the South African Communist Party) is a communigger.

by Sleepychemist March 14, 2018

aerobic commuting

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

Counting With Jerold

The best counter

Counting With Jerold count to 4
okay
1
2
3
4

by ismelltheindoorsnow November 12, 2020