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Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.
"OMG Josh and I are communing!"
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Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.
John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.
by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008
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Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.
by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022
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Communigger

Derogatory, used to describe a communist of African descent. See nigger.
Chris Hani (Leader of the South African Communist Party) is a communigger.
by Sleepychemist March 14, 2018
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aerobic commuting

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.
My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.
by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010
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Komi Can’t Communicate

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!
by Plutosecret March 5, 2022
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Communicado

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.
Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.
by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017
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