Commenting 

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.

You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”

Commenting by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

status commenting 

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

status commenting by Katpaham February 13, 2009

Spam comments/spam commenting 

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

Spam comments/spam commenting by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018

Cloud commenting 

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

Cloud commenting by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011

projectile commenting 

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

projectile commenting by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

Dry commenting 

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

Dry commenting by wondercito March 11, 2021

Dead-Commenting 

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

Dead-Commenting by MM132 September 9, 2019