Comer shit 

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.

Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!

Comer shit by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018

Comet Shit 

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.

Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..

Comet Shit by BLACKLIST138 June 5, 2010

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

shit comes to fan 

A combination of shit hits the fan and worse comes to worst.

An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.

If shit comes to fan, we'd better run!

shit comes to fan by Burrito! May 21, 2010

Shit comes out of arseholes 

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

Shit comes out of arseholes by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

shit comes to bust 

If everything goes wrong.
Usually used to suggest that an option is still available even if everything else goes wrong.

If shit comes to bust we can still get there by bus

shit comes to bust by Willber November 1, 2006

Shit Comet 

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

Shit Comet by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017