Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

Columbus Shelf by Jesse November 19, 2003

Christopher Columbus Syndrome 

A mental defect that makes you think you have discovered a place that already has people living there.

Those with this syndrome often take the stuff of the people living there because they think it's just lying around unclaimed. They also do whatever they want to the people living there, because this syndrome makes the sufferer believe that those are not really people. Finally, people with this syndrome often simply take over the property without really noticing the people who were already using it.

This syndrome was first described by Spike Lee in speaking of urban gentrification.

Here’s the thing: I grew up here in Fort Greene. I grew up here in New York. Then comes the motherfuckin’ Christopher Columbus Syndrome. You can’t discover this! We been here. You just can’t come and bogart. There were brothers playing motherfuckin’ African drums in Mount Morris Park for 40 years and now they can’t do it anymore because the new inhabitants said the drums are loud. We bought the motherfuckin’ house in nineteen-sixty-motherfuckin’-eight and now you call the cops? In 2013? Get the fuck outta here! Nah. You can’t do that. You can’t just come in the neighborhood and start bogarting and say, like you’re motherfuckin’ Columbus and kill off the Native Americans.

Christopher Columbus Syndrome by rewinn October 16, 2014

Columbus Side Car 

Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole.

That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car.

Columbus Side Car by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

Columbus Steamer 

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.

Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!

Columbus Steamer by the helicockter November 29, 2011

Christopher Columbus Syndrome 

A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.

Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!

Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.

Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.

Christopher Columbus Syndrome by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021

Columbus Softserve 

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

Columbus Softserve by opeake January 18, 2020

Christopher Columbus High School 

A high school where all the kids are always in the juul room instead of class

Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please

Christopher Columbus High School by Belensucks June 2, 2018