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Colp

Colp is the medical word for vagina so saying something is colp is comparing it to a vagina which is either really awesome or really smelly

Compare to calling something "The Tits"
"That song was colp" Describing how awesome something is

"That nigga is colp" Dis on somebody that's a pussy

"Man that smell is colp!" Describing how stinky something is
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colp head fuke

Are you going to invite Mark to the party? Nope that nigga a Colp Head Fuke.
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colpo

colpo: A case or instance where someone posts false or erroneous information in articles or blogs on the internet. A fake, a phony.

Like "a Troll" but a troll posts junk on other people's chat boards, a colpo *owns* the site where they post the rubbish, thus they cannot be banned, also they may have gotten a dubious publisher or even home-published an entire book full of it. The difference is a 'phony colpo' uses fake scientific-looking studies & may even sport a phony BS or PhD college degree, but it's nearly all fraudulent. A "phony colpo" is a "Dr. IM Troll, B.S., RD, or PhD, Esquire"

It's often someone who is unqualified but purports to be knowledgeable on some topic such as health, nutrition, paleo, diets, crossfit or personal training and will cite skewed studies & then doctor them up convincingly in order to dupe the public.

It often involves using unscientific anecdotes, debunked hypotheses, and fringe conspiracy theories to help cover lies up when their incorrect information is exposed. For example, if you see excuses such as they are the 'only ones' who know this, or somebody like 'they' (whoever 'they' are), the government, or 'the mainstream', or big-something, are trying to 'hide the truth' from you, it's all an effort to get you to believe in their scheme. The crucial part is that they are posting fake information trumped up with lots of false yet 'scientific looking' articles and citing studies in order to appear scientific, but it's all false. A fraud.
(Colpo is derived from the words "cow poo" ...as in something or someone who is "Full of it.")

Also known as a "phony colpo". A crank, intentional hoax spreader, a charlatan.

Examples:
"BS! FactCheck found that this nutrition Book is full of colpo!"
"I smell lots of colpo in this cholesterol article."
"According to Snopes, anthony's article is a phony colpo."
"Some user posted that piece of colpo all over the diet Discussion Forums."
"He was caught pulling a fitness phony colpo."

Usage:
Scenario: Somebody posts an internet blog article that says eating loads of cholesterol or saturated fat won't hurt you and lard is great for your heart.

A Commenter named Loren says: "Oh, sheesh, his science is all false, he's just lying to unload his own gravely flawed books, what a full load of colpo."

colpo : a phony, scam, snake-oil barker, health fraud, quack. Also see confusionist , BroScience or pseudo-science
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colpitts

skinny brown haired kids with silver backed gorillas tatooed on there hairy chests. also distinquished as 5 foot "Manly External Organs".
That Colpitts kid beat the crap outta that beanbag shurlock
by Taylor Colpitts April 10, 2008
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Colpa di Freddo

Method of contagion, peculiar to Italy, where any number of extreme (imaginary) diseases can be picked up by drinking a drink which is too cold, walking in a cool breeze, forgetting to wear your armani scarf or not wearing an overcoat during a month when it is considered necessary even though the temperature is over 90 degrees in the shade.
"Mamma, my girlfriend made me drink a cold drink and I caught a Colpa di Freddo." "Well you need to take care of yourself dear - you're only 36!"

"I don't care if it is a hundred degrees, darling. You cannot drive to work in May without your overcoat and your scarf - you will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo'." "Si, Mamma!"

"Please close the car window. It is bad for my 'Elth. I know you are all sweating but I will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo' "
by Lost in Spaghetti-Land September 14, 2011
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Colposinquanonia

Estimating a woman’s beauty based on her chest.
I am a master of Colposinquanonia
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colpalgia

medical term meaning pain in the vagina
the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....
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