coloradan

A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.

Guy: Hey where you from?
Girl: I'm a Coloradan
Guy: I'm sorry

by DaddyCholo125 April 18, 2017

Coloradan

Member of a work hard, play hard society dedicated to outdoor adventure and craft beer.

Coloradans aren't done skiing until the lifts close and the happy hours start.

by VanTucci April 23, 2021

Coloradan

A city boy who pretends to be a mountain man every now and then.

I like playing on my Switch and sipping Starbucks. This weekend, I'm hiking up the National Monument. I'm such a Coloradan.

by moonman239 November 29, 2022

dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 11, 2019

Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.

Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!

by MrCalifornianColoradanToYou September 26, 2010

Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

by oceancats January 25, 2017

Colorado kiss

The man positions himself on the back of his shoulders with his knees over his head. The woman sucks him until he starts to ejaculate. Then she quickly pulls off, allowing him to spray his own seed all over his face. They then finish with a sloppy kiss.

"So he took me back to his place, and he asked for a Colorado kiss. I'm still washing that crap out of my eyebrows!"

by Kindor the amusing November 14, 2017