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Coloradoing 

The art of climbing a pine tree, until the top breaks off. You hold onto the broken limb and fall with it into deep snow.
Yo man, after we down these beers, you wanna go Coloradoing?
Coloradoing by cam_steezy April 19, 2009

dusty coloradan 

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.
I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.
dusty coloradan by DarkDan911 August 11, 2019

coloradowned 

to be owned within colorado borders, possibly by skiing, playing the Broncos, or even by the wildlife
Marco was coloradowned when the buffalo sodomized him.
coloradowned by Whitmond July 30, 2008

Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.
Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!

coonadian 

A colored person of the canadian decent.

Most Coonadians live on a reservation in Toronto
White Guy 1: "I went up to the reservation in Toronto, you know, the Coonadian one, to get some fucking coontang."

White Guy 2: "Did it smell?"

WG1: "As always"
coonadian by Fugget McDoogle December 6, 2006

Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.
Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Coloradon't by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010