Coloradon't

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Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.

Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.

Coloradon't by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

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Colorado D.T

A freaky person who really, really likes seeing men kiss. Very much enjoys engaging in freaky acts.

Wow, there's Colorado D.T over there!

Colorado D.T by alivelyskib December 15, 2025

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Colorado Turnaround

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.

After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.

Colorado Turnaround by Pumpkinhead_j June 16, 2005

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Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

Colorado Thunderstorm by Cardog November 12, 2007

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colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.

Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.

colorado turnbuckle by uncle lester July 13, 2010

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Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

Colorado Toothpaste by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

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Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

Colorado Tour Bus by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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