Collosing
A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.
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Joe Collings
Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
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Joe Collings
Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
Worlds colliding
When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").
Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'
<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>
KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>
KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
Worlds colliding by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009
dog-collaring
Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.
I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.
dog-collaring by Rwey February 13, 2009
Closing The Goddamn Door
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016
Collingwood
Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.
Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second
Collingwood by Cwood January 20, 2019
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Pee Calculus
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