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collings

Collings are really strong people emotionally or physically. They can be really smart or pretty dumb. Collings are pretty half and half when it comes to personality but are usually hardworking people. Collings can be super generous as well and super giving. They have a great sense of humour and are always great to be around unless of coarse you get on their bad side.
Person 1: there’s a Collings

Person 2: they are really smart!

Person 1: and buff!
by Eating cheese probably October 2, 2020
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Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.
A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!
by Nak Nak February 17, 2009
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Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
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Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Steffin Collings

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.
O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.
by Leontes January 26, 2005
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Gabe Collings

Your a Gabe collings meaning your cute and girls wanna fuck.
by Booty licker555 April 18, 2020
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