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collings 

Collings are really strong people emotionally or physically. They can be really smart or pretty dumb. Collings are pretty half and half when it comes to personality but are usually hardworking people. Collings can be super generous as well and super giving. They have a great sense of humour and are always great to be around unless of coarse you get on their bad side.
Person 1: there’s a Collings

Person 2: they are really smart!

Person 1: and buff!
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Collings Lakes 

A place to get some of that green shit.
A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!
Collings Lakes by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Matthew John Collings 

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big

Steffin Collings 

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.
O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.
Steffin Collings by Leontes January 26, 2005

Gabe Collings 

Your a Gabe collings meaning your cute and girls wanna fuck.