A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

Collegedale Police by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009

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Bone Collected

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

Bone Collected by Bnewb November 9, 2008

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Collested

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.

"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."

Collested by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013

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collete

A person confused about their gender so they accept multiples genders at the same time

Did you see collete? he looks like a bitch today.

collete by izzynkc April 4, 2018

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Colleged

Being overtly drunk, high, a combination of the two, or exhibiting overt displays of a college student

Dude, i was so colleged last night
That kid is colleged
I'm colleged in my sweatpants and popped collar.

Colleged by Richie Smith October 3, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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