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Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life
I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.
Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

Bone Collected 

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.
"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"
Bone Collected by Bnewb November 9, 2008

Collested 

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.
"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
Collested by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013
A person confused about their gender so they accept multiples genders at the same time
Did you see collete? he looks like a bitch today.
collete by izzynkc April 4, 2018

Colleged 

Being overtly drunk, high, a combination of the two, or exhibiting overt displays of a college student
Dude, i was so colleged last night
That kid is colleged
I'm colleged in my sweatpants and popped collar.
Colleged by Richie Smith October 3, 2006