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collected 

When someone makes an unwarranted advance with the intention of taking you home that night.
Can you believe my friend Allie almost got collected tonight? Tragic, right?
collected by Mizz Popo February 11, 2017
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Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life
I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

Bone Collected 

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.
"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"
Bone Collected by Bnewb November 9, 2008

cool and collected 

The phrase is used to describe the demeanour of a person;other meanings are--dignified,unperturbed
Even after her darling husband's untimely death, she continued living her life in her usual cool and collected fashion

Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
Garbage Collected by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.
#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."
calm and collected by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

calm cool and collected 

someone who does not fall for rage baits easily
Julia is not calm cool and collected because she falls for rage baits easily.
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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