Coldstorm 

Coldstorm, aslo know as CS is a chat site for Everybody Edits players.
Coldstorm is now dead, because the host, KOTH, quitted hosting.

Coldstorm contains mostly old and experienced players, such as lecture, jaa, mustang, starblinky, DK Levels and many others.

Rest in peace, Coldstorm.

Jaa: MIHB, get on coldstorm so I can PM you the link to my map.

MIHB: Ok, gotta finish the minis in EX map before.

Jaa: Ok.

Coldstorm by Teddy666 September 9, 2012

cockstorm 

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks

cockstorm by Ga' November 21, 2003

corporate colostomy 

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well

Brian Birkett

corporate colostomy by cumbrianbeast January 15, 2004

coldstoning 

the act of mixing random products with ice cream to create something resembling cold stone creations

We're coldstoning ice cream, brownies, and sprinkles

coldstoning by fatass13579 October 23, 2012

Colostomennio 

when someone is being a real shitbag

"Wow, that dude is such a colostomennio"

Colostomennio by Zugondees May 12, 2021

colostomy bag 

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

Coldstone 

Literally the easiest, yet most annoying job on the fucking planet Earth.

Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.

To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.

To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.

Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.

Dumbass question
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."

Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."

Coldstone by OhDonPiano August 25, 2012