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A slang term for a complete idiot. Inspired from the SEN school in Leicestershire called Birkett House.
Look at Tom, he's such a birkett.
Birkett by Alfred Rosenburg February 7, 2022
beef berginyon birkett
Birkett by FABULOUS FLUFFY March 25, 2009
1. To annoyingly persist with capitals and punctuation with everyone elses daily lives, often smacked in the face with a wet fish.
2. To subtly annoy you by requesting punctuation in your work that isnt hers.
3. To annoy Gods with her sucking noises during fellatio.
sophie: 'can i have a capital B please for birkett. .. schlurrrp'
Master of universe: 'Fuck you arsehole'
Birkett by sucky_boy May 18, 2009
An offensive slur referring to somebody who has a genetic disorder such as Autism or, as it is commonly used to describe, somebody with Down's syndrome.
This word can also be used as a friendly insult meaning idiot
All of the special ed kids are birketts.

How could you get question 4A wrong? are you a birkett or something?
Birkett by AtoxicBOB October 10, 2019
I got caught short whilst out running earlier. Had to do a Birkett
Birkett by Paul A Radcliffe November 25, 2021

Daniel Birkett 

Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig
Run Daniel Birkett the sex offender is coming hide your mothers