Cold-J 

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

Cold-J by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

cold j 

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

cold j by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

cold jamal 

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo

ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.

cold jamal by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022

cold jerky 

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

cold jerky by DaStrangla January 23, 2007

cold joke 

In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."

An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."

cold joke by powpow April 20, 2007

Cold Jeffrey

The act of putting ice in your mouth and then giving your partner a blowjob.

Last night after the football game I gave John a Cold Jeffrey.

Cold Jeffrey by Wilma Snow July 22, 2007

cold jones 

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."
"Me too dude."

cold jones by JohnnyBombo4Ever July 6, 2008