Coksi 

A name used when a customer does not care if the store sells Coca-cola products or Pepsi products. In name only, the combination of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. When you order a Coke and the restaurant only offers Pepsi. Or the reverse (You ask for a Pepsi and the restaurant only offers Coke).

Scenario #1:
Taco Bell Server: Thank you for your order. What would you like to drink?
Cust: I'll have a large Coke.
TB Server: Would a Pepsi be OK?
Cust: ((Ugh!)) Yes.

Scenario #2:
TB Server: Thank you for your order. What would you like to drink?
Cust: I'll have a large Coksi.
TB Server: Coming right up!
Cust: ((smiles))

Coksi by Like2Byte September 24, 2009

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.

Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

wartime consigliere by Optiongeek April 2, 2015

Cokie Smurf 

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

Cokie Smurf by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

consistence 

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.

I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.

consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

consider the source 

another way of saying that any information recieved from a certain source can't be taken seriously because that source has been wrong before, or lacks credibility.

"hey did you hear Elvis is still alive?? he was seen at a casino in vegas last week! actually they say he's even the owner!!"

"get out! where'd you hear that from?"

"oh I read it in the enquirer."

"hah! I should have known."

"what, you mean you don't believe it??"

"are you kidding?? I mean, come on...consider the source already!"

consider the source by polo September 6, 2004

Cooksie 

An YouTuber who will clip a Vtuber the second they say something or do something lewd often joked to have many monitors so they can get all the good clips

*Vtuber does something lewd*
Twitch Chat: Cooksie did you see that?!

Cooksie by Wilhelm_II April 5, 2022