Cojak

A fictional country in Noranda

imagined by a Great scientist named Omar Imran
It's a very rich and diverse country who gained independence on 21st Jan 2024
it has 9 Million people

So Cojak is a rich country
On 2005 Cojak was attacked

Cojak by Orientation 2 December 12, 2023

Cojak wadda spoofing 

When a person goes on a crystal methamphetamine binge for 5+ days and blows a load in another Humans mouth with high concentrations of meth, getting the receiving human a high and ultimately a crack addiction

Should of seen the other weekend bro, gave this one weena a cojak wadda spoofing, she was off her head

Cojak wadda spoofing by Waddaspoofin April 29, 2020

Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

Codak Moment 

When the new panel of webcomic Dresden Codak is a pretentious mess that doesn't advance the plot in a meaningful way, despite (ostensibly) having taken several months to make.

"Hey, did you see Diaz's new post?"

"Yeah, another Codak Moment!"

Codak Moment by lulzdifferent November 22, 2013

Going Martha Coakley 

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

Going Martha Coakley by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

cojack 

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

cojack by Natina December 26, 2005

cojalt

A person in a video game that cause mass destruction

Cojalt blew up a city

cojalt by Cojalt July 2, 2021