Cojak

A fictional country in Noranda

imagined by a Great scientist named Omar Imran
It's a very rich and diverse country who gained independence on 21st Jan 2024
it has 9 Million people

So Cojak is a rich country
On 2005 Cojak was attacked

by Orientation 2 December 12, 2023

Cojak wadda spoofing

When a person goes on a crystal methamphetamine binge for 5+ days and blows a load in another Humans mouth with high concentrations of meth, getting the receiving human a high and ultimately a crack addiction

Should of seen the other weekend bro, gave this one weena a cojak wadda spoofing, she was off her head

by Waddaspoofin April 29, 2020

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

Codak Moment

When the new panel of webcomic Dresden Codak is a pretentious mess that doesn't advance the plot in a meaningful way, despite (ostensibly) having taken several months to make.

"Hey, did you see Diaz's new post?"

"Yeah, another Codak Moment!"

by lulzdifferent November 22, 2013

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

cojack

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

by Natina December 26, 2005

cojalt

A person in a video game that cause mass destruction

Cojalt blew up a city

by Cojalt July 2, 2021