Coak

A Slang term for the word Cock that is unrecognizable when said aloud in a public setting. The term generally refers to someone who is very unlikeable and arrogant.

That lady just cut me off in the hallway. She is a Coak.

by King of the Coaks December 8, 2009

coak

A slang term for the drug "cocaine", sometimes used to distinguish it from the drink Coke.

"I'm tempted to try coak sometime"

"You've never had it before in your life? it's like the most popular soda ever."

"No dude, the kind with the A in it."

by Shmoopity poop January 30, 2014

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

coakley

verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.

If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.

by putch22 January 19, 2010

Sam Coakley

1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal

1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!

by Mas Yelyaoc June 10, 2011

coakleyed

to lose a unloseable political election

Although Martha had a 30 point lead in the bluest of blue states, she lost the election. She has been coakleyed.

by ToBeCoakleyed January 19, 2010

Coakley

A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.

If you get a Coakley, you are the luckiest man alive!
Coakley has jacked up knees.

by sjcheer11 November 8, 2018