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A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.
Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.
cojack by clasher July 7, 2004
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A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.
"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."
CoJack by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009
That kid is a mega cojack
cojack by pedro September 14, 2003
A word used by stupid people to make it seem like they know something about illegal computer activities. A derivative of "cyber" and "hijacker".
In todays news, a cyjacker has taken over the local broadcasting tower.
cyjacker by Dep666 October 13, 2011
Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.
Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!
conjack by WM233 October 1, 2010

Mensed Colackelecki 

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.
The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki
Mensed Colackelecki by CreeperVan December 12, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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