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Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)
"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."
confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008

convagulations 

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina
- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!
convagulations by βĠ October 10, 2007

Convagulations 

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)
"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"
Convagulations by PettyRider April 24, 2010

Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"
Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"
Confabulation by i<3life August 25, 2009