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cowculation

A thoughtful chin-rubbing assessment of either milk-producing bovines, or how likely you'll be to "get da milk for free" from a "big girl" with huge "baby-sucklers".
"If my cowculations are correct", Doc Brown will not only win da heart of da lovely Clara Clayton, but he will also "score big wif her in da milking department", and they'll consequently have two handsome sons.
cowculation by QuacksO June 20, 2026
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verbal copulation 

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

Codulation 

The act of perfoming "COD" otherwise known as Call of Duty. This term applies to any COD such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other form of COD on any console or computer.
Gotta run, I got a Codulation session planned tonight.
Codulation by natejont November 15, 2009

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time
"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

Renai Circulation 

That one weeb song you here everywhere. The fourth opening for the Bakemonogatari series.
Weeb 1: Se no!
Demo sonnan ja dame
Mou sonnan ja hora
Kokoro wa shinka suru yo
Motto motto

Weeb 2: OMG IS THAT RENAI CIRCULATION?!?

copulation 

to be sexually active, to have sexual intercourse.
Nicole loves to copulate with Bryan.
copulation by i dunno March 31, 2003