Cogmaxxing

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Cockmaxxing

Similar to Looksmaxxing. The act of tying a thin rope around the head of a mans penis and pulling for long periods of time in order to elongate the shaft.

George: Man… im very unhappy and insecure about how small my penis is.

Tristan: Have you looked into Cockmaxxing?

by Seepi August 25, 2023

crowmaxxing

Term originating from the 1994 movie "the crow" or "el cuervo". Basically meaning to be edgy i think i dont know im pulling this out of my ass.

"Woah dude im crowmaxxing"
*nuts all over the place*

by Apple smax September 25, 2023

Cragmaxxing

The action of cragging to an extreme

'I'm cragmaxxing mom, you wouldn't get it"

by bawlzmahoney August 24, 2024

Cornmaxxing

"Cornmaxxing" refers to the act of embracing or fully embodying a stereotypical or exaggerated version of Midwestern American culture or lifestyle. This term playfully combines "corn," a staple crop of the Midwest, with "maxxing," derived from "maximizing," suggesting an enthusiastic pursuit or celebration of all things associated with the region. Cornmaxxing often involves indulging in activities like attending county fairs, eating corn on the cob at every opportunity, wearing flannel shirts and denim overalls unironically, and regularly quoting lines from the movie "Fargo." This term is used humorously to describe someone fully immersed in the charm and quirks of Midwestern life.

Attending a State Fair in Full Cornmaxxing Mode

by MerFrukie April 18, 2024

logmaxxing

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

by JAGU712 June 2, 2024