The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

Cummaxxing by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Related Words

Cogmaxxing • Codemaxxing • Cummaxxing • Cockmaxxing • copemaxxing • Cornmaxxing • Cozymaxxing • Cragmaxxing • crowmaxxing • logmaxxing

Cockmaxxing

Similar to Looksmaxxing. The act of tying a thin rope around the head of a mans penis and pulling for long periods of time in order to elongate the shaft.

George: Man… im very unhappy and insecure about how small my penis is.

Tristan: Have you looked into Cockmaxxing?

Cockmaxxing by Seepi August 25, 2023

crowmaxxing

Term originating from the 1994 movie "the crow" or "el cuervo". Basically meaning to be edgy i think i dont know im pulling this out of my ass.

"Woah dude im crowmaxxing"
*nuts all over the place*

crowmaxxing by Apple smax September 25, 2023

Cornmaxxing

"Cornmaxxing" refers to the act of embracing or fully embodying a stereotypical or exaggerated version of Midwestern American culture or lifestyle. This term playfully combines "corn," a staple crop of the Midwest, with "maxxing," derived from "maximizing," suggesting an enthusiastic pursuit or celebration of all things associated with the region. Cornmaxxing often involves indulging in activities like attending county fairs, eating corn on the cob at every opportunity, wearing flannel shirts and denim overalls unironically, and regularly quoting lines from the movie "Fargo." This term is used humorously to describe someone fully immersed in the charm and quirks of Midwestern life.

Attending a State Fair in Full Cornmaxxing Mode

Cornmaxxing by MerFrukie April 18, 2024

logmaxxing

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

logmaxxing by JAGU712 June 2, 2024

Cragmaxxing

The action of cragging to an extreme

'I'm cragmaxxing mom, you wouldn't get it"

Cragmaxxing by bawlzmahoney August 24, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026