Cockmaxxing 

Similar to Looksmaxxing. The act of tying a thin rope around the head of a mans penis and pulling for long periods of time in order to elongate the shaft.

George: Man… im very unhappy and insecure about how small my penis is.

Tristan: Have you looked into Cockmaxxing?

Cockmaxxing by Seepi August 25, 2023

Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.

Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!

Cockmarking by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

Cuckmaxxing

To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.

Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.

Cuckmaxxing by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Cookmaxxing

Getting yourself in as much trouble as possible, resulting in you being "cooked"

"Did you hear James got fired?"
"Not surprising, bro was cookmaxxing the whole time"

Cookmaxxing by John Dictionary XIV October 4, 2026

Cogmaxxing 

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

Cogmaxxing by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Chuckmaxxing 

Chuckmaxxing is the act of being named Charles and gooning in your cave consistently, and also edging to skibidi toilet and kai cenat fanum tax compilations 24 hours daily. A big part of chuckmaxxing is not getting job, sigmas dont get employed, only betas. You must also mew 24/7, jelq daily, and have a positive canthal tilt. Chuckmaxxing for roughly a decade will make you a sigma male and not a beta.

Did you see Dominic he was chuckmaxxing and scaring the hoes away for being too sigma

Chuckmaxxing by theheherhgfddhdjhfb February 12, 2024

Cornmaxxing

"Cornmaxxing" refers to the act of embracing or fully embodying a stereotypical or exaggerated version of Midwestern American culture or lifestyle. This term playfully combines "corn," a staple crop of the Midwest, with "maxxing," derived from "maximizing," suggesting an enthusiastic pursuit or celebration of all things associated with the region. Cornmaxxing often involves indulging in activities like attending county fairs, eating corn on the cob at every opportunity, wearing flannel shirts and denim overalls unironically, and regularly quoting lines from the movie "Fargo." This term is used humorously to describe someone fully immersed in the charm and quirks of Midwestern life.

Attending a State Fair in Full Cornmaxxing Mode

Cornmaxxing by MerFrukie April 18, 2024