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logmaxxing

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

by JAGU712 June 2, 2024