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logmaxxing 

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.
Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.
logmaxxing by JAGU712 June 2, 2024
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Lookmaxxing 

Maxxing out your looks by self improvement and watching Patrick Bateman skin routine daily
Bro what's with the face?
Im mewing. Its part of my lookmaxxing regimen
Lookmaxxing by lookmaxxer2099 September 20, 2023

loafmaxxing 

Loafmaxxing is a term used to describe a cat sitting down in a way where its paws and tail are tucked under the body, forming a loaf-like shape.
Look at my cat, she's loafmaxxing right now
loafmaxxing by kekotheklown December 27, 2022

Lookmaxxing 

a weird term used by alpha males who get no bitches
steve:i started lookmaxxing and every girl want me

Bella: UR GAY?
Lookmaxxing by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Loganmaxxing 

To make yourself more Loganpilled or schizophrenic. A verb derivative of "Loganpilled".
I just tortured the Island boys in a shipping container and gave them LSD. I'm forcibly Loganmaxxing them.
Loganmaxxing by OPPA-RATOR August 1, 2023

Cogmaxxing 

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.
Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.
Cogmaxxing by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Lemaxxing 

When you channel your inner lord and savior Lebron Raymond JAMES to show nigga why he’s the one and only glorious KING and one one will never be above him
Bro I’m LEMAXXING on squarts tonight I need my glutes tight
Lemaxxing by PhMaxxing January 19, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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