logmaxxing

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

by JAGU712 June 2, 2024

Lookmaxxing

Maxxing out your looks by self improvement and watching Patrick Bateman skin routine daily

Bro what's with the face?
Im mewing. Its part of my lookmaxxing regimen

by lookmaxxer2099 September 20, 2023

loafmaxxing

Loafmaxxing is a term used to describe a cat sitting down in a way where its paws and tail are tucked under the body, forming a loaf-like shape.

Look at my cat, she's loafmaxxing right now

by kekotheklown December 27, 2022

Lookmaxxing

a weird term used by alpha males who get no bitches

steve:i started lookmaxxing and every girl want me

Bella: UR GAY?

by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Loganmaxxing

To make yourself more Loganpilled or schizophrenic. A verb derivative of "Loganpilled".

I just tortured the Island boys in a shipping container and gave them LSD. I'm forcibly Loganmaxxing them.

by OPPA-RATOR August 1, 2023

Cogmaxxing

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Lemaxxing

When you channel your inner lord and savior Lebron Raymond JAMES to show nigga why he’s the one and only glorious KING and one one will never be above him

Bro I’m LEMAXXING on squarts tonight I need my glutes tight

by PhMaxxing January 19, 2024