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When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

logmaxxing by JAGU712 June 2, 2024

Words you can keep

Lookmaxxing

Maxxing out your looks by self improvement and watching Patrick Bateman skin routine daily

Bro what's with the face?
Im mewing. Its part of my lookmaxxing regimen

Lookmaxxing by lookmaxxer2099 September 20, 2023

Related Words

logmaxxing • Lookmaxxing • lovemaxxing • Cogmaxxing • laxmaxxing • Lemaxxing • Lezmaxxing • Liemaxxing • Lizmaxxing • LLMmaxxing

loafmaxxing

Loafmaxxing is a term used to describe a cat sitting down in a way where its paws and tail are tucked under the body, forming a loaf-like shape.

Look at my cat, she's loafmaxxing right now

loafmaxxing by kekotheklown December 27, 2022

Lookmaxxing

a weird term used by alpha males who get no bitches

steve:i started lookmaxxing and every girl want me

Bella: UR GAY?

Lookmaxxing by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Loganmaxxing

To make yourself more Loganpilled or schizophrenic. A verb derivative of "Loganpilled".

I just tortured the Island boys in a shipping container and gave them LSD. I'm forcibly Loganmaxxing them.

Loganmaxxing by OPPA-RATOR August 1, 2023

Cogmaxxing

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

Cogmaxxing by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Lemaxxing

When you channel your inner lord and savior Lebron Raymond JAMES to show nigga why he’s the one and only glorious KING and one one will never be above him

Bro I’m LEMAXXING on squarts tonight I need my glutes tight

Lemaxxing by PhMaxxing January 19, 2024

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026