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Crawmaxing

A term that combines the words Crawfish and Min-maxing, it is the act of training oneself to consume as much crawfish as possible, corn included.
This is applicable to anyone who both enjoys, and-or consumes a large amount of crawfish on the regular.
"You should really help your friend out, he's crawmaxing for the crawfish boil tomorrow."
Crawmaxing by koopasale March 8, 2022

Cogmaxxing 

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.
Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.
Cogmaxxing by FreshConk December 20, 2023

Cornmaxxing

"Cornmaxxing" refers to the act of embracing or fully embodying a stereotypical or exaggerated version of Midwestern American culture or lifestyle. This term playfully combines "corn," a staple crop of the Midwest, with "maxxing," derived from "maximizing," suggesting an enthusiastic pursuit or celebration of all things associated with the region. Cornmaxxing often involves indulging in activities like attending county fairs, eating corn on the cob at every opportunity, wearing flannel shirts and denim overalls unironically, and regularly quoting lines from the movie "Fargo." This term is used humorously to describe someone fully immersed in the charm and quirks of Midwestern life.
Attending a State Fair in Full Cornmaxxing Mode
Cornmaxxing by MerFrukie April 18, 2024

Credmaxxing

applying for credit, turning it into cash, not paying it back, then ignoring phone calls and letters for seven years until you can do it again.
them: "bro you've been in Thailand banging chicks for the past 4 years with no job, how do you do that?"
me: "credmaxxing"
Credmaxxing by chriscastro July 26, 2024

Cragmaxxing 

The action of cragging to an extreme
'I'm cragmaxxing mom, you wouldn't get it"
Cragmaxxing by bawlzmahoney August 24, 2024