Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my CoronaBoyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.
“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”