by carriejean December 10, 2008
Get the coffeemaker mug.A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.
by salmonking May 9, 2013
Get the Coffeemaker mug.A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
Get the 409 In Your Coffeemaker mug.A Green Day song, but also a phrase used to describe someone who's totally out of it.Foggy-headed, dazed, or acting generally high though not under the influence of drugs. Can also be used to describe someone with a bad cold who is only awake because they've ODed on Nightquil
"Man, that movie was awesome! What do you want to do now?"
"Uuughh? Yeah,that sounds good..."
"Dude, you're totally 409 In Your Coffeemaker today."
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by plataypusIhateyou October 12, 2005
Get the 409 In Your Coffeemaker mug.The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out
by Trask u boy January 16, 2017
Get the The old coffee maker mug.An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
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by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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