Skip to main content
The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.
Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Cofap by carltonswagggg October 30, 2013
Words you can keep

Conapple Pokopo 

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.
He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.
Conapple Pokopo by Yester December 15, 2004
Related Words
Cofap Cofa conaphobia coap Cofagrigus confapulation cfap coapydim Cobapa cocap
COLAPES is when something is really collapsing and hard to fix. Another word for exposed against a youtuber.

COLAPES originated from a youtuber named ntxgen720 aka Zaire when in one of his videos he was talking about another youtuber named BroKenGaMezHD and wrote that the youtuber was going down after the ''Colapes'' of SONY and he spelt collapse wrong.

After the video another youtuber named BLACKB0ND made a video about just the word ''COLAPES'' and the trend kept going. whenever someone was exposed they added the word ''COLAPES'' at the end.

exposed = colapes (youtube beef drama)
Example 1: ''Be careful Bond, if he catches you at Shoprite Pathmark, he's gonna knock you smooth out your loafers. #colapes''

Example 2: ''HAHAHAHAH he's so fakking dumb boii so exposed! COLAPES!

Example 3: ''You show us your Infamous Second Son trophies but not your 12k PC?'' #COLAPES
Colapes by PreezNT April 15, 2014

Cofagrigus

A Ghost type Pokemon that can't be traded with its default name due to it having "fag" in the name, which is filtered by Gen 5's name blacklist.
Trainer 1: Why can't I trade this god damn Cofagrigus?
Trainer 2: Probably because it has fag in its name.
Trainer 1: Fine, I'm gonna go give it a name.
Cofagrigus by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

conapathy 

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about
Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts
conapathy by Slixx April 6, 2019
Cofano is the last name of the legendary family in New York, Philippines,Italy and many other areas of the modern world. They are very wealthy in friends and when they come together they can beat anybody at anything.
Cofano by ThatGuyAtTheAsianParty November 13, 2011
When you take a leak and you can smell the coffee you drank earlier that day.
*Standing side by side using urinals.*
Guy 1: Dude, that is strong... what is that French Vanilla?
Guy 2: Yea sorry I had a couple cups, my coffpee is really strong today.
Guy 1: Aww its cool... I was making mocha yesterday.
Coffpee by ProZac34 October 14, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next