Cofap

The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.

Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................

by carltonswagggg October 30, 2013

Conapple Pokopo

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

by Yester December 15, 2004

Colapes

COLAPES is when something is really collapsing and hard to fix. Another word for exposed against a youtuber.

COLAPES originated from a youtuber named ntxgen720 aka Zaire when in one of his videos he was talking about another youtuber named BroKenGaMezHD and wrote that the youtuber was going down after the ''Colapes'' of SONY and he spelt collapse wrong.

After the video another youtuber named BLACKB0ND made a video about just the word ''COLAPES'' and the trend kept going. whenever someone was exposed they added the word ''COLAPES'' at the end.

exposed = colapes (youtube beef drama)

Example 1: ''Be careful Bond, if he catches you at Shoprite Pathmark, he's gonna knock you smooth out your loafers. #colapes''

Example 2: ''HAHAHAHAH he's so fakking dumb boii so exposed! COLAPES!

Example 3: ''You show us your Infamous Second Son trophies but not your 12k PC?'' #COLAPES

by PreezNT April 15, 2014

Cofagrigus

A Ghost type Pokemon that can't be traded with its default name due to it having "fag" in the name, which is filtered by Gen 5's name blacklist.

Trainer 1: Why can't I trade this god damn Cofagrigus?
Trainer 2: Probably because it has fag in its name.
Trainer 1: Fine, I'm gonna go give it a name.

by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

conapathy

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about

Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts

by Slixx April 6, 2019

Cofano

Cofano is the last name of the legendary family in New York, Philippines,Italy and many other areas of the modern world. They are very wealthy in friends and when they come together they can beat anybody at anything.

Dont mess with him, he's a Cofano

by ThatGuyAtTheAsianParty November 13, 2011

Coffpee

When you take a leak and you can smell the coffee you drank earlier that day.

*Standing side by side using urinals.*
Guy 1: Dude, that is strong... what is that French Vanilla?
Guy 2: Yea sorry I had a couple cups, my coffpee is really strong today.
Guy 1: Aww its cool... I was making mocha yesterday.

by ProZac34 October 14, 2008