conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Conaphobia

A 6,0 ft traffic cone chased me with a knife

I got chase by a traffic cone THAT had a knife so i got conaphobia

by BigCone69 June 23, 2022

curaphobia

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

cannaphobia

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis

Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.

by ilvadel October 23, 2011

Covphobia

Covphobia

He must suffer from covphobia as in his own house when alone he wears a mask.

by Bad Greuter May 8, 2020

coronaphobia

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia

by natts March 7, 2020