conaphobia 

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

conaphobia by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Conaphobia 

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

Conaphobia by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Conaphobia 

A 6,0 ft traffic cone chased me with a knife

I got chase by a traffic cone THAT had a knife so i got conaphobia

Conaphobia by BigCone69 June 23, 2022

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

cannaphobia 

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis

Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.

cannaphobia by ilvadel October 23, 2011

Covphobia 

Covphobia

He must suffer from covphobia as in his own house when alone he wears a mask.

Covphobia by Bad Greuter May 8, 2020