conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Conaphobia

A 6,0 ft traffic cone chased me with a knife

I got chase by a traffic cone THAT had a knife so i got conaphobia

by BigCone69 June 23, 2022