Cockwoopus

Skewed, off-kilter, ridiculous

That dresser looks all cockwoopus.

by Krthg January 3, 2025

cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cocktopuss

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.

Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.

by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009

cocktopus

When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.

Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!

by bigpimp741 April 2, 2008