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A person that enjoys lifting up a Scotsman’s Kilt and then fondles their genitalia
Him: That man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my balls!
Her: Don't mind him he is just a kilter.
Kilter by L3GiT August 17, 2007

kilter annie 

kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.

off kilter 

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.
She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..
off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

off-kilter 

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"
"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"
off-kilter by Chris G. January 23, 2004

off-kilter 

the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.
Tonight has been super off-kilter.
off-kilter by Graf March 12, 2003

out of kilter

My alarm clock is out of kilter.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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