Cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.

Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

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Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

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Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.

Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

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Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

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Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

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1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

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