Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BigDaddyJayH

Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.

Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.

Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.