cockweed

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.
Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.
by Ashley! July 25, 2006
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cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner
Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed
by Achilleus May 05, 2006
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Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.
Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.
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Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.
Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.
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Cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.
Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.
by BigDaddyJayH June 09, 2025
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