Cocktot
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Cocktot
Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!
Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.
Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.
Cocktot by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012
Related Words
Cocktot • cock to twat ratio • cockpot • cockrot • cocktopus • cocktober • Cocktoberfest • cocktor • cocktop • Cocktologist
cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
Cocktor
A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Cocknotist
When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.
Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.
Cocknotist by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009
Cockpotting
The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
cocktographer
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!