Cocktot 

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That Saddam Hussein sure is a Cocktot.

Cocktot by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Cocktot 

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc

Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.

Cocktot by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cocktor 

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

Cocktor by moreritz January 20, 2015

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

Cocknotist by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cocktographer 

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005