The forever condition exemplified by a collective of impotent individuals for the ankle-grabbing status quo in deference to a clearly superior concept, ideology or perspective.

The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.

Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?

Cocksuckers Ball by YAWA August 2, 2025

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Cocksuckers Rib

Cocksuckers Rib... The bruising, and/or fracturing, of a person's rib from leaning over the center console of a vehicle while performing oral sex on men.

I have terrible cocksuckers rib after that 4 hour car ride.

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those cocksuckers

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.

Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"

those cocksuckers by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

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A Bunch of Cocksuckers

The Urban Dictionary Editors.

The Urban Dictionary editors are a bunch of cocksuckers.

A Bunch of Cocksuckers by the fist whisperer September 17, 2012

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cotillion of cocksuckers

gay dance party

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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