SJ@24's definitions

fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

peanut envy

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.

Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.

by SJ@24 July 23, 2009

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

'Tisn't

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

by SJ@24 July 29, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Mug me!

exclamation of victory after getting a word published on urbandictionary.com and putting the definition on a coffee mug.

Hey Durwood. Urbandictionary published my definition. Mug me!

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009