Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.

Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.

Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.

by SJ@24 November 26, 2010

Frozen Taco

1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.

Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009