29 definitions by SJ@24

cotillion of cocksuckers

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
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Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.
Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
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Bugminton

Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.
Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
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forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.
1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"
by SJ@24 May 21, 2010
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Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.
by SJ@24 September 6, 2009
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Sweep Deprivation

Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.
Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.
by SJ@24 July 11, 2009
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fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.
"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."
by SJ@24 July 22, 2009
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