Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.
by SJ@24 July 10, 2009
Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.
Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.
by SJ@24 November 26, 2010
1.What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. Slurred speach due to consumption of alcohol.
2. Slurred speach due to consumption of alcohol.
by SJ@24 July 08, 2010
When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.
I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.
I think she suffers from Signility.
by SJ@24 July 11, 2009
Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
by SJ@24 September 03, 2009
I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.
by SJ@24 July 11, 2009
Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.
by SJ@24 June 28, 2010