Skip to main content

Cockstrife

Cockstrife is a magic spell, when cast, it will cause the target to have strife involving their cock.
"How dare you sleep with my daughter, COCKSTRIFE!"
mugGet the Cockstrife mug.

cocksurfer

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

cock whore slut cockmonger easy penis dick
by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010
mugGet the cocksurfer mug.

cockatrice

Cockatrice aka Basilisk, a reptilian bird creature, supposedly from a snake raping a chicken. Either total fantasy, or some micro-dinosaur leftover that was still around during recorded history, but died out between 500 and 2500 years ago.
Legend says that to look at a cockatrice directly would cause one to turn to stone. Only weasels and ferrets are immune to their stare and could kill them. However, a person could look at a cockatrice's shadow or reflection and kill it with a sword, arrow, or anything that could else that could kill a snake or a rooster.
by Jill Gibb, ferretor June 24, 2006
mugGet the cockatrice mug.

Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk
That cockatrice is up to no good again.
by Light Joker April 20, 2004
mugGet the Cockatrice mug.

Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
Cockstruzel
by Craysh April 27, 2009
mugGet the Cockstruzel mug.

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.
Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!
by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006
mugGet the Cockatrice mug.

cocktrifle

A trifle made after a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands and proceeds to incorporate all ingredients plus a extra special one into the recipe.
Don was alone all day yesterday, he made plenty of cocktrifle for dessert.
by Sexy Fish August 23, 2009
mugGet the cocktrifle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email