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cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

cockatrice

Cockatrice aka Basilisk, a reptilian bird creature, supposedly from a snake raping a chicken. Either total fantasy, or some micro-dinosaur leftover that was still around during recorded history, but died out between 500 and 2500 years ago.
Legend says that to look at a cockatrice directly would cause one to turn to stone. Only weasels and ferrets are immune to their stare and could kill them. However, a person could look at a cockatrice's shadow or reflection and kill it with a sword, arrow, or anything that could else that could kill a snake or a rooster.

Cockatrice

a dragon type creature, small in size,posessing the head of a rooster, a serphant like tail, and the power to urn you to stone if you looked it in the eye. AKA Basilisk
That cockatrice is up to no good again.
Cockatrice by Light Joker April 20, 2004

Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
Cockstruzel
Cockstruzel by Craysh April 27, 2009

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.
Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!
Cockatrice by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

cocktrifle 

A trifle made after a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands and proceeds to incorporate all ingredients plus a extra special one into the recipe.
Don was alone all day yesterday, he made plenty of cocktrifle for dessert.
cocktrifle by Sexy Fish August 23, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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